The Most Important Person

This aired in Chicago in the 70's to fill up time between programs. I'm sure I experienced it repeatedly, as I'm still knowing every word of the "when you see something sitting there on your plate" song, even though I'm hearing it now for the first time in 30 years. What I don't remember is how bad it is, and indistinguishable from satiric shows like TV Funhouse and Wonder Showzen.

Also, try this one. My classmates and I mocked it constantly in grade school. But be warned: it's an emotional roller coaster.

If you grew up in or near Chicago, you must check out fuzzymemories.tv. They have 2000 (!) video clips of local programs and commercials.