5/1/08

Futurechimp Theater: Carnivorous Plants

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  1. Lest we forget it was the massive carnivorous plants in the 1961 post King Kong chimp-atcular film "Konga" that contained the growth serum that transformed the baby primate into the London bashing Big Ben sized ape.
    ...as a side note (to this side note) how chilling is that brief statement "God did it" during Mr. Pink Linoleum Suit's lecture on the Utricularia? Maybe it was the 'head of a pin' line that inspired him to go all biblical-- but this was 1955, so I guess we can cut him some slack... he still had six years to wait until the premiere of Konga.

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  2. Despite the datedness (or perhaps because of it) this little film is still a load of fun. Thank you for giving us the venus fly trap, "Gawd."

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  3. Personally, the idea of a plant that slowly liquifies insects while they struggle in unspeakable pain is proof of a gentle, loving God. That and the tapeworm living in my gut. The Moody Bible Institute made dozens of similar "science" films (available here, all of them following the same pattern: the first three quarters are intended to blow your mind with proven scientific evidence, then the inevitable conclusion is reached: it's all because of a supernatural prime mover sitting atop a cloud. But I'm shooting fish in a barrel here. I really do enjoy these movies, irony aside.
    I also must recommend Moody's "City of Bees". Besides being pretty interesting and informative regarding bee colonies, it contains a jaw-dropping statement towards the end about mankind's worship of God "warped and twisted beyond recognition" in 'primitive' cultures.
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1034359218351707050&ei=bRQaSNHLFYfWqwP9kITfBg

    Am I wrong, or is "konga" about a normal-sized chimp that becomes a giant-sized gorilla?

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  4. yes, not only does the serum from the carnivorous plants alter the size of Konga, but apparently alters the poor guy's scientific classification from 'hominidae-pan troglodytes' to 'hominidae-gorilla, gorilla.' But to the even more discerning eye the transformation is arguably from 'hominidae-pan troglodytes' to 'hominidae-dude in a cheap-ass gorilla costume.'

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