2/26/11

Super Heavy Sonic Freakout, Man



After their inspired-but-largely-ignored feature Head, The Monkees let out this last gasp, their final appearance as a quartet. 33 1/3 Revolutions per Monkee was a network TV special from 1969. I enjoyed the whole thing, which you can start here, but it really gets going in these final nine minutes. It's a cacophonous, glorious mess, a fitting end to their career and to the sixties as a whole.

(contrary to popular belief, by this point all of the Monkees were playing their own instruments. Mickey Dolenz finally learned the drums, Mike Nesmith was writing his own songs like this one, Peter Tork had always been a talented musician and Davey Jones was a drummer who had instead been cast as the singer. How good of a band they were is up for debate, but they were a band).

Saturday Morning Cartoon: Tarzan and the Graveyard of Elephants (1976)



2/17/11

Work In Progress 11-17-11





















2/15/11

Double Dose of David Friedman
























In remembrance of yesterday's passing of film producer David Friedman, a double feature of his films She Freak and Trader Hornee:




2/12/11

Punk Rock vs. French Pop








Auction Pick: Logan's Fun

It's a Logan's Run merchandising bonanza! First we have this whimsical little pinball toy, made and distributed only in Argentina as a cereal premium. You get Michael York, a.k.a. Logan 5 the Sandman, Farrah Fawcett, who stars in the movie poster and appears in the actual movie for five minutes, and the lovely and often naked Jenny Agutter, a.k.a Jessica 6, who surpasses Nova and Barbara Steele as my number one time-travel dream date. Buy it now for $20.


Next we have this lot of 42 Marvel comics for only $80. They're from the mid-70's, so don't be mailing away for any X-Ray Spex or Hypno-Coins. These are sure to appreciate in value when the Ryan Gosling remake of the movie comes out next year, so don't miss this opportunity.


Go here to purchase this highly accurate drawing of Jenny Agutter for only $5. Can you identify this object? It is called an "Ankh". For runners, it offers "Sanctuary". Can you identify this word?

Bonus Weekend Activity!

Assemble this 80-piece Logan's Run jigsaw puzzle right here on your computer screen. There is no better way to spend your time.

extra credit question: I ask you this as a sculptor of the ridiculous and as the proprietor of an Etsy store: is there a potential market for a Box action figure?

2/10/11

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone in 2D


A bad film in most ways. Rudimentary script, pedestrian direction and editing, ersatz John Williams score. But the art direction, from the sets to the vehicles to costumes, matte paintings and lighting is very striking. As much money was behind the production as 'Star Wars" (about 14 million), and they spent that money in an irresponsible but creative way. This alone makes it worth seeing. And like 'Starcrash' or 'Yor: Hunter from the Future', it moves along at a fast clip with many space-age thrills and hijinx. Some stills:














See the whole movie here for free.

2/8/11

Monster Rally



I've been looking for this ever since the internet was invented; the opening to a local Creature Feature show in Chicago that I haven't seen since I was five or six years old. Didn't remember the name or the channel, but the other details were all quite fresh in my mind; the fog-shrouded streetlamp, the figure approaching, the mutated hand snuffing out the candle. It creeped me out as a kid, and in retrospect I think that may be largely due to the score (the theme to "One Step Beyond").

Turns out it's Monster Rally, which aired on WSNS channel 44 sometime in the mid 70's. Seeing it today for the first time since very early childhood is a little underwhelming. Just look at that hippie dork in his cape and greasepaint. Give me a break, man. That's no horror host. But doesn't nostalgia always promise more than it delivers? The things which made such a big impression when you were a kid don't hold up when revisited? It was like when I finally got back that Pulsar toy through ebay, then realized it was just another piece of cheap plastic junk.

Anyway, sorry to pontificate. Badly. Long as I'm here…

Creature Features, which ran on WGN channel 9 1970-1976, and which I also hold some old-but-vivid memories of:



And Monstrous Movie, which ran late 70's to early 80's on WFLD channel 32, so I remember it very well.



The voiceover mentions "I Was A Teenage Frankenstein" as the feature, which means that I saw this very broadcast in the late 70's. Good times. I was raised an athiest, but watching creature features late at night or on weekend mornings was like going to church. I mean this in the best possible way, because I was reverent, if not obsessed, with these films. The pop culture of the 70's passed me by: I never saw an episode of 'Happy Days', I wasn't allowed to listen to disco records, and I was disinterested in the trigger-happy violence of 'Star Wars' and its ilk. But if 'Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein' or 'House on Haunted Hill' was on, I couldn't move away from the television.

(related: an earlier post about Screaming Yellow Theater and Son of Svengoolie)

2/7/11

Transparemin



My new theremin design: a 3/4" acrylic circle serves as the base, with a plexiglass cylinder and vacuum-formed polyethylene domes on top and bottom. The theremin itself is a Paia Theremax kit, along with all the luxuries that provides (three kinds of CV out, pedal muting, timbre control, etc).

I took the circuit out of the old theremin I built back in '06, and vastly improved its playability by stepping up the size of the antennas to 1/2" diameter. Looks nifty too. I feel like I traded in a Honda Civic for a Lamborghini.

I bought enough plastic for two theremins. Another batch of components are being mailed to me now, so a second theremin just like this will be available for purchase somewhere somehow in a month or two.

2/4/11

Movie of the Week: Frogs


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